Speaking on wingnut radio Friday, MN’s former Republican Senator Norm Coleman announced: “God wants me to serve.”
No explanation was offered, however, for why God seems to have given more votes to his challenger, the apparent winner of the U.S. Senate race there, Democrat Al Franken.
























Well norm, I rather think God wants you to serve truth and justice. Sorry!
I’m sure he said that ‘Gop’ wants me to serve instead, ya musta heard him wrong
HHeahee, Flo! Or maybe God said he wants Coleman to serve fries. (Hee-laryous graphic, Brad!)
…or TIME.
😀 😀 😀
Hey Flo, where’s my set up points? You know, I have a youngun in college. An lord knows whats to become of that! 🙂
Still not as funny as Ustahav Tobohls. 😛
(see Anns Pudenda link there)
Obviously, “God” is a shit disturber….
Hey, hey, hey, now I’m a fity year ol woman back in college herself, a lill hemena hey there!
🙂
My God told me, “God wants Norm Coleman to go on a 40 year long foot pilgrimage across the nearest desert” also My God said, “BYOB!”
Two Gods? They can’t be mutually exclusive.
No, God said, “I want you to swerve.” It was icy that day, remember?
“God wants me to serve.”
Is Coleman joining the military?
God is 0-fer-2: he wanted Kurt Warner and the Cardinals (or just Kurt Warner? that’s not clear…) to win the Super Bowl, too.
Bottom line – a guy with no logical argument whatsoever, always resorts to the “god” comments…
So, if Franken wins, which he will, and God wanted Coleman to serve, which is what Coleman says, will there be a follow up interview with Coleman, asking him how he could have possibly lost if “god” wanted him to win??? Absolutely not!!!
“Why are you king???”
“Ummm…GOD said it!!!”
Let’s stop the “god” bullshit!!!
Anymore, if a politician mentions “god”, he’s OUT!!! As far as I am concerned…off the list.
Oh Lord!!!Like The Late Barry Goldwater Told John Dean Concerning The Religious Right Taking Over The GOP”Mark My Word!!Once You Let These Damned Preachers Into The Tent,You’ll Play Hell Getting Rid of Them!!”.
Anyone else notice how odd this character looks and acts? He is so weird….