Alberto Gonzales leaves office today. Not a moment too soon.
From his farewell address:
Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible. I have seen things I didn’t know man was capable of.
No kidding, Gonzo. Adios.
























A lying MF until the last. Good riddance.
Maybe he would like to say that before a judge with his hand on a Bible??
That was only in the morning when he was looking in the mirror combing his hair.
“Over the past two and a half years, I have seen tyranny, dishonesty, corruption and depravity of types I never thought possible,” Gonzales said in prepared remarks at a Hispanic Heritage Month ceremony at Bolling Air Force Base. “I’ve seen things I didn’t know Cheney was capable of.
another criminal fascist neo-con pedophile Bushie down the tubes.
Well, he certainly has.
Thanks Brad, for putting it perfectly!! I laughed out loud!
I will be amused to find out the context of this bizarre statement, and that amusement will be exacerbated to read of his “protecting the children” BS, since he is probably a pedophile, himself.
What true scum!!
The satire writes itself!
I hope he gets a nice wooden chair at the Hague. Maybe they have eggs and tortillas on the menu.
I wouldn’t feel too bad for torquemada many opportunities await him . . . . .
picking lettuce, roofing, Bubba’s girlfriend, drug running etc . . .
adjunct No. 9.2 – chamber maid
I always thought Gonzales was stupid because he didn’t even seem to know the law, but for him to call attention to his own failings like this is…
Priceless!
Oh no..They took him off his drugs and now he remembers everything.
Maybe I’m blind or stricken with the pain that is inflicted by reading Gonzo’s rambling speech twice, but I found no such a statement in there.
Scott-
3/4 of the way down after he ironically mentions the 4th of July.
“Goodbye, good riddance.” — John Edwards (on the exit of Karl Rove)
“Better late than never.” — John Edwards (on the resignation of Alberto Gonzales)
John Edwards — Leadership America needs and wants!