19 Responses

  1. I love you man, you know I do. But that siren is bad enough when the news is really important. This is funny, but not worth the siren headache.

    Peace,
    ~A!

  2. ~A! – Lighten up, loser 😉

    You should have been out enjoying the holiday anyway! 🙂

  3. Bat Boy’s ascendency deserves two sirens!

    This is a total set-up to tip the vote in 2008.

    Let Bat Boy, as the new Chief Justice call his friends at DoJ for some special treatement!

    And if he’s not confirmed, he could be the next Deputy Chief of Staff.

    Bat Boy: "Valerie, want to know a secret?"

    Wilson’s wife: "Where’s a grand jury when you really need one…!"

  4. Never gonna happen. Batboy’s too moderate and he’s far too qualified than the Alberto Gonzaleses and Clarence Thomases of the neo-con world. Plus there’s a rumour that he was born on the moon and might be a swinger.

  5. Bat Boy pros and cons for religious conservatives:

    Pro – Pro Life reconstructionist who vows to overturn Roe vs. Wade.

    Con – Sneaks out in the middle of the night to chomp on unsuspecting toddlers. (Could be embarassing for the Bush Admin)

    Pro – Anti gay marriage.

    Con – Supports gay Whitehouse prostitutes.

    Pro – Vows to do away with affirmative action.

    Con – Vows to do away with the human race.

    Pro – Believes in God.

    Con – Believes in a God, not the God.

    Pro – Has a better chance than Robert Bork of being confirmed.

    Con – Vows to do away with the human race.

    Final Conclusion – Based on pundrity analysis, Bat Boy will be confirmed due to the overwhelming majority of moral values voters attributed to the "shy" Bush people. "Chatty" Dems will just have to take this one sitting down.

  6. Listen…

    I called Britney Spears and she told me that she hoped her short lived marriage to batboy would not come up in the confirmation hearings. Their wedding took place in Branson, MO, so it’s red state certified. The marriage was later annulled.

    Anyway… Britney said, "I just think we should trust the pResident no matter he says. Bat boy will bring the ….oh is it time for a dance?"

  7. You wound me, amigo. I am not so much a loser as a… well…. oh shit. I AM a loser.

    *sob*

    😉

    ~A!

  8. I’m absolutely humiliated to have to admit that the bat-boy allusion is lost on me! Am I so very out of things that cultural ICONS leave me scratching my head? Oh, nooooo….

  9. Bat Boy wouldn’t even be seen in the presence of GWB, so I KNOW this story is FALSE!

    :crazy:

    Bat Boy plans to run for Prez in ’08, anyway…

    Mixter

  10. Brad,

    Thanks for the chuckle or more loud laugh. I guess its just my dry "brit" humor that got it right away. That was damn funny. 🙂

    Happy 4th everyone.

    🙂

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    Freddy, I love ya!!!