Because you (and I) deserve a bit of not-annoying news for one goddamn second…
MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP) – A restaurant’s policy to give customers a percentage off their bill on their birthday actually became a 7-cent refund for man who turned 101.
Joseph Nelson, who celebrated a birthday breakfast at the Belmont Hall and Restaurant in Manchester on Monday, told WMUR-TV he never thought he’d live this long.
The restaurant’s policy is that customers get a percentage taken off the bill on their birthday based on their age. At 101 years old, the restaurant owed Nelson money.
Nelson ate scrambled eggs and ham, topped off with a piece of chocolate cake.
I’ll be out for much of the day. So, in the meantime, got any other not-annoying news to share? Feel free to do so in comments, if you can find any.
Here’s some good news!
Senate fails to override veto of Keystone pipeline bill
OPA !!
old joke:
Sex Ed class in college.
Teacher asks students,”How often do you have sex?”
One guy says every day, nobody believes him.
Some students say once a week.
Some students say once a month.
Teacher asks,”Anyone else?”
Bashful kid yells,”Once a year!” with a big grin.
Teacher asks him,”Why are you grinning?”
Kid says,”Tonight’s the night!!”
OPAAAA !!!
I’m afraid all I have to share is a very funny photo:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/–Xj3H8SFZC0/VPfGwub0MSI/AAAAAAAAAKY/kJLHiXlIZBM/s1600/legman.jpeg
Nothing to be “afraid” of, Larry. Totally worth it! Thanks! 🙂
Believe it or not, that picture is just the tip of the iceberg.
What a great site!