Of course, when ALL CAPS you know it’s serious! This love letter comes from someone named Alan Rockman at Facebook. For some reason, I was not allowed to reply to him there and I could not find his profile listed publicly. So I’ll have to reply to him here instead. Either he’s set himself to remain completely private, or he’s been booted from Facebook. Given this unsolicited, if very thoughtful note he sent me recently, I wouldn’t be surprised by either…
AFTER ALL, THAT IS THE LIBERAL WAY, ISN’T IT, BRAD? AND THE WORLD WOULD BE SPARED ANOTHER ASS LICKER OF A JEW HATER LIKE OBAMA (JUST IGNORE THOSE 20 YEARS IN JEREMIAH’S PEW…IT MEANS NOTHING, RIGHT BRAD? JUST LIKE THOSE SPEECHES BETWEEN 1923 AND 1932 MEANT NOTHING IN GERMANY EITHER.
NO, YOU’RE A PATHETIC FEIGELE. GO BOARD A MALAYSIAN AIRLINER OR SEE IF ISIS HAS A BATTALION OF SELF-HATING JEWS WILLING TO TURN ON BOTH ISRAEL AND THE USA…BECAUSE YOU NOT ONLY OWN THEM – YOU BELONG WITH THEM, YOU STUPID SHIT.
YOUR BLOG IS ABOUT AS WORTHWHILE AS “MEIN KAMPF” OR THE “AUDACITY OF HOPE”. SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, SCHMUCK.
That’s a very persuasive argument. I thank Mr. Rockman for sharing his keen insight. I particularly enjoyed the use of the word “FEIGELE” here. (For those not of the “SELF-HATING JEW” persuasion, that’s a Yiddish slur for a gay person.)
By the way, Mr. Rockman sent me that note about a week and a half ago, but I didn’t see it until recently, because I don’t check private Facebook messages very often — or, perhaps, it was due to where my HEAD is LOCATED.
Either way, in trying to figure out what set this clearly very intelligent person off, since he didn’t mention it in HIS NOTE, it seems he sent it just after I posted this short article which did little more than cite a few of the direct quotes from disgraced Dick Cheney’s epic trolling op-ed in the Wall Street Journal, in which, apparently, Dick was attempting to save face for fucking up Iraq and/or for being a war criminal.
Yes. Given the tenor of my newest fan Alan Rockman’s note, it seems quite clear that Dick is a very very important part of his life.
Kos displays hate mail like this at times.
They are hilarious.
Agnotology is experiencing a surge and may even go viral.
I get those too from time to time.
You handled it well IMO.
very nice of him to tell you to shove it up your ass. He could have used the words of dick cheney which would be “go f#ck yourself”.
And then delivered a shotgun blow to your face.
In my attempt to convince all that the right wing really is projecting their personal feelings on the left like claiming the climate change scientists are a hoax when it’s really the denialists who are the hoax or as in this case of the Iraq warmonger chicken hawks that are accusing Obama of weakness when 911 showed who was weak, stupid, inept (or maybe truly evil). Here is someone from the right who is making accusations about Brad. When put through the “Projectionist Reinterpretation Machine” we find that Alan Rockman is a self-loathing Jew who has his head where the sun doesn’t shine, who is spewing hate like that artist from Austria did from 1932-1939. We also find out that Alan is coming out of the closet. That is a bold act, and we are proud that you could open yourself up like that to total strangers (maybe he’s testing his audience before he tells his parents).
Thank you Mr. Rockman for sharing.
Brad, If your really want to make friends, just weigh in on the A-10 Warthog vs F-35 issue. If you look at the astronomical sums involved in a de facto turkey, it just might inspire you (or maybe Stephen Heller?) to write something to make even more good buddies. Canada and Australia are wasting taxpayers’ money on it too, so it isn’t merely an American issue. For starters: http://www.news.com.au/technology/the-1-trillion-f35-tries-to-be-all-things-but-succeeds-at-few-say-critics-but-is-australias-new-weapon-now-too-big-to-fail/story-e6frfrnr-1226950254330
But, Brad, you aren’t just a self-hating Jew, you are an all-hating Jew whose sole mission in life is to make us Jew-loving-selves eat delicious pork ribs at barbeques. 🙁
😀
– Margot.
“it seems quite clear that Dick is a very very important part of his life. ”
Sorry, I LOLed with that. His gay quip implication laid bare with a fading right jab.. priceless 😀
Imagine that any Democratic politician had an accidental shooting like Dick Cheney had on vacation would have been smeared as a uppity/racist/unionthug/manhater/godhater/commie/straighthater on Fox and the rest of the media then the special investigation into them by the NSA/FBI/CIA to look for dirt in their emails to have them kicked out of office to take personal responsibility!!
….oh god, he’s back….with the new right wing mantra to boot….
IN CAPS I DO WRITE
‘CAUSE I’M NOT VERY BRIGHT.
MY FORTE IS POUTING
AND MY DISCOURSE IS SHOUTING.
LOOK OUT, I’M A VIPER !!!!
Someone PLEASE change my diaper….
BRAD, I LOVE YOU (AND DESI) I REALLY REALLY LUV YA GUYS.
there, typed in all caps lol
hee
That note was written by a professional. There are no misspellings, typos, or syntax issues. And the theme screams “AIPAC acolyte”–probably a member of high standing.
By the way, with his rictus curled-lip expression, Cheney always reminds me of a sociopathic anti-Bob Hope.
“Look, the anti-Dorothy Lamour–grrrrrr.”
Dayum!
Jim Spriggs (#10) is absolutely right.
I’d never really believed such things before, but the intersection of right-wing-crazies-using-all-caps with people-who-know-the-your-you’re-difference is the empty set.
Yeah, ole blow-your-face-off really brings em out. And as any decent human being can tell, some people are really fucked up. Thanks for shouldering the shit surge Brad, and have a lovely 4th.
Wait, Brad is Jewish?
Who knew?