{"id":9868,"date":"2013-02-14T16:51:42","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T00:51:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bradblog.com\/?p=9868"},"modified":"2013-02-14T16:50:41","modified_gmt":"2013-02-15T00:50:41","slug":"speed-blogging-imaginary-rightwing-news-a-weighty-defense-of-pandas-and-hilary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/?p=9868","title":{"rendered":"Speed-Blogging: Imaginary Rightwing &#8216;News&#8217;; a Weighty Defense; of Pandas and Hilary&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/BradBlog.com\/Images\/GeorgeZimmerman_Gained105Pounds_021413.jpg\" hspace=\"6\" vspace=\"3\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\">A few seemingly remarkable items coming in via our Twitter feed today, all fueled by folks on the Right who are hoaxed into giving their hard-earned dollars to con-men&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&bull; The crew at the pretend &#8220;news&#8221; site, <b>Breitbart.com<\/b> (specifically, Editor-at-Large <b>Ben Shapiro<\/b>) have successfully pushed a story about &#8220;Friends of Hamas&#8221; supporting SecDef-nominee, Sen. <b>Chuck Hagel<\/b> (R) somehow into the mainstream Rightwing media. The problem with the story &#8212; which is meant to help target the first Presidential cabinet nominee in history to ever be filibustered (much less by his own party!) &#8212; is that &#8220;Friends of Hamas&#8221;, the &#8220;scary-sounding pro-Hagel group&#8221;, doesn&#8217;t actually seem to exist, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/weigel\/2013\/02\/14\/_friends_of_hamas_the_scary_sounding_pro_hagel_group_that_doesn_t_actually.html\">according to Slate&#8217;s Dave Weigel<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&bull; <b>George Zimmerman<\/b>, the Florida &#8220;hero&#8221; who claimed that he was just &#8220;standing his ground&#8221; after having stalked and shot unarmed African-American teen <b>Trayvon Martin<\/b> last year has a) Reportedly burned through $300,000 in donated legal defense funds and is now considering asking the court to declare him &#8220;indigent&#8221;, so the state would have to pay for his defense and b) Gained some 105 pounds since his arrest last year, <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/justice\/2013\/02\/14\/1594051\/whats-happened-in-the-trayvon-martin-case-since-you-stopped-paying-attention\/\">according to ThinkProgress today<\/a>. (Yes, that is what Zimmerman looks like now, at the top of this article.)<\/p>\n<p>&bull; But the most bizarre story of the day must surely be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/politics\/2013\/02\/panda-hillary-clinton-sex-tape-freedomworks-matt-kibbe-dick-armey\">David Corn&#8217;s at <i>Mother Jones<\/i><\/a>, where his latest investigative report into the profiteering &#8220;non-profit&#8221; racket called <b>FreedomWorks<\/b> (one of the nation&#8217;s largest and most powerful  so-called &#8220;Tea Party&#8221; groups) documents a video said to have been created by the group, but never shown publicly, which &#8220;included a scene in which a female intern wearing a <b>panda<\/b> suit simulates performing oral sex on <b>Hillary Clinton<\/b>.&#8221;  As Corn himself felt necessary to mention in an Author&#8217;s note: &#8220;The previous sentence contains no typos.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Keep sending in those bucks to the Rightwing scam-artists, wingnuts! No, you&#8217;re not being played for suckers in the least!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few seemingly remarkable items coming in via our Twitter feed today, all fueled by folks on the Right who are hoaxed into giving their hard-earned dollars to con-men&#8230; &bull; The crew at the pretend &#8220;news&#8221; site, Breitbart.com (specifically, Editor-at-Large Ben Shapiro) have successfully pushed a story about &#8220;Friends of Hamas&#8221; supporting SecDef-nominee, Sen. Chuck [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[505,448,531],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tea-party","category-andrew-breitbart","category-super-pacs"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}