{"id":1571,"date":"2005-07-10T01:38:01","date_gmt":"2005-07-10T05:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.test.bradblog.com\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2005-07-10T01:38:01","modified_gmt":"2005-07-10T05:38:01","slug":"the-brad-store-is-now-open","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bbnewdb.webbyspice.com\/?p=1571","title":{"rendered":"The BRAD STORE Is Now Open!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guest blogged by Winter Patriot<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n

I’m serious: <\/b><\/p>\n

\nThe BRAD STORE<\/a> Is Now Open!!<\/p>\n

\n<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n

Go There<\/a> and Buy Something!!<\/a><\/p>\n

or else !!<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/a><\/p>\n

\nListen:<\/p>\n

I joke around a lot \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

but this time I’m completely serious:<\/p>\n

Brad runs a great blog <\/p>\n

and he does a great radio show too<\/p>\n

and we love it…<\/p>\n

we love them<\/i>…<\/p>\n

and we love him<\/i> too<\/p>\n

or at least we say<\/i> we do…<\/p>\n

but kind words don’t pay the rent<\/b><\/p>\n

and if we don’t start making <\/p>\n

a much bigger effort<\/b><\/p>\n

to pay for all this…<\/p>\n

we’re gonna lose it! <\/p>\n

And it’s gonna be our own damned fault!<\/p>\n

So … tell me: <\/p>\n

How much money<\/b> <\/p>\n

do you waste<\/i><\/b> every month? <\/p>\n

How much do you spend every month<\/i> <\/p>\n

on things that are bad<\/i> for you? <\/p>\n

Candy? Coffee? Cookies? <\/p>\n

Tobacco? Booze? Worse? <\/p>\n

Lottery Tickets??<\/i> <\/p>\n

Cable TV???<\/b><\/p>\n

Name your poison … <\/p>\n

Finger your bad spending habit<\/i> … <\/p>\n

What does it cost you? <\/p>\n

Multiple bad spending habits?<\/i> <\/p>\n

Add ’em up!! <\/p>\n

What do they<\/i> cost you? <\/p>\n

Oh Really??<\/p>\n

Listen:<\/p>\n

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A bumper sticker<\/a> costs three bucks!<\/p>\n

\n<\/a><\/p>\n

Three bucks!<\/b><\/p>\n

You can get two of ’em<\/a> for five dollars!!<\/p>\n

<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n

FIVE DOLLARS!!<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n

You know how many we’ve sold so far? <\/p>\n

You don’t want to know!<\/p>\n

\nGo buy some bumper stickers!<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

\n<\/a> <\/a>
\n<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n

Or else!!<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/a> <\/a>
\n<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n

And get some coffee mugs<\/a> too! <\/b><\/p>\n

<\/a> <\/a>
\n<\/a> <\/a>
\n<\/a> <\/a>
\n<\/a> <\/a><\/p>\n

OR ELSE!!<\/b><\/p>\n

P.S. <\/p>\n

Christmas is coming! <\/p>\n

Do your shopping early<\/a> and avoid the rush!!<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/font>This has been a public service announcement.<\/i><\/p>\n

This item is part of the First Annual BRAD BLOGATHON<\/a>, conceived and implemented by readers of The BRAD BLOG! Please help keep Brad blogging. You can click HERE to donate<\/a> using PayPal or your credit card, or click HERE to donate<\/a> using snail mail. Many thanks on behalf of Brad and the Bloggers behind the Blogathon!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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